All's well that ends well for Two and a Half Men?

With apologies, a premiere, and a star on Hollywood, it appears “Sheen-gate” may be nearing its dramatic end.

The highly rated sitcom Two and a Half Men will return tonight on CBS with Ashton Kutcher filling the void left behind by Charlie Sheen. People have been discussing the episode for months, throwing around all kinds of conjecture as to how Sheen’s character will be explained “away.”

In what has become the most talked about season premiere since perhaps The Sopranos (maybe even Dynasty), Kutcher’s character will be moving into the home that serves as the main setting for what has become one of the most popular sitcoms in history.

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Also today, co-star Jon Cryer was on hand during a celebration to receive his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

Today’s events occur just after Sheen wished his former sitcom luck during an appearance at last night Emmy Awards. The troubled actor has been on a “damage control” publicity tour for days now, trying to explain his manic and unhinged behavior that led to his firing from the show.

So, it seems, everyone has kissed and made up, and the universe can get back to the routine we all had become dependent on before the Two and a Half Men scandal turned everything we knew upside down. This should bring an end to the earthquakes…famine…and the standoff in Washington.

But, just so we will never forget, I would encourage everyone to get these phrases tattooed on their bodies, just to keep this all-important era alive in our hearts and minds.

“Tiger blood.”

“Rock Star from Mars.”

“The Goddesses were here.”

…and, I am thinking that “Winning” would look great across my forehead!