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This is Sylvester Stallone‘s mom. Sylvester Stallone’s 90-YEAR-OLD mom! Honestly, I have no words, because so many things are running through my little smart-ass head that I don’t know where to begin. So, I want you guys to leave YOUR comments on this blog and tell me what you think of her fashion sense. And her style. And her….lips.
Yes, those are lips. Or used to be, anyway.
The part that bothers me the most? The shiny hose. Such a natural beauty shouldn’t be wearing anything that distracts from that gorgeous “face”.
UPDATE: Sly is now saying this is NOT his 90-year-old mother, although it looks a lot like her. This woman actually was with a different group of people and was mistakenly identified as Jackie Stallone. NOW I want to see what the REAL Jackie’s legs look like!
Someone that age should know better. And then there’s Todd Aiken……